don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.
i take this shit seriously.
I AM NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD
OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes
Cats haven’t changed since the days of monks writing manuscripts…
CATS: NEVER NOT DICKS
#it’s comforting to know that as technology advances our lives are similar in core ways #like I imagine someday we’ll explore the universe in starships like in Star Trek #and they’ll try to hail an alien craft #and the aliens will get a comm screen full of cat butt and the communications officer will be all SHITSHITSHIT CAPTAIN GET SGT FLUFFERS AWAY FROM THE COMM #and the alien captain will laugh and explain that some small pet creature from their planet is much the same #and that’s how peace happens
These tags warm my heart.